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Food writer and humorist takes the taste out of food and puts it in the humor, or maybe it's the other way around. Or maybe it's all just tasteless
1- 8Oz 81/19 Ground Meat Patty, 4Oz. Smoked Pull Pork, 4Oz. Granny Smith Cole Slaw, 1 Slice
4- 5 Oz. Cans Tuna (Packed in Water), 3 Scallions, Sliced, 1 Celery Rib, Sliced, 1/2 Roasted
Wanna Be a Man?
8 Oz. Showstring French Fries, 4 Oz. Pulled Pork, Warmed, Nacho Cheese Sauce, 3 Tbs. Chopped
Langostino Kebabs over Black Beans & Rice w/Grilled Orange Sections
2 Lbs. Langostino or Lrg. Shrimp, Peeld, cleaned and deveined, 3 Multi-colored Sweet Peppers,
1 1/2 Cups Chicken Stock, 1 Tbs. Seafood Base, 1-12 Oz. Jar Salsa, 1-12 Oz. Can Enchilada Sauce,
A Valentine Dream
2-4 oz. Bacon Wrapped Beef Filets, 8 Bacon Wrapped Sea Scallops, 1 12 oz. Bag Yellow Rice,
Dinner with my dream gal
1 Tbs. Olive Oil, 2 Garlic Cloves, Sliced, 6 Scallions, Chopped, 1 Tbs. Crushed Red Pepper,
Cilantro: Coriander or Chinese Parsley?
2 Cups Fresh Cilantro, ½ Cup Macadamia Nuts, ¼ Cup Red Onion, ¼ Cup Olive Oil, Salt/Freshly Gr
A Barkeep's Christmas
2 cups raspberry flavored vodka, chilled in freezer, 1-64 oz. Cranberry-Raspberry Cocktail,
Grandma got run over by a Santa Claus Apple
Red Delicious Apples, Toothpicks, Whole Cloves, Marshmallows, (The Big Ones), Fresh Cranberries,
Have yourself a Pineapple Candle Christmas
1 Ripe Pineapple, 1 Strawberry, 1 Campbell’s Soup Can, Toothpicks, 1 Bunch Seedless Red & G
All I want for Christmas is a left-handed shotgun and a push-up bra
3 Cups Boiling Water, 1 Cinnamon Stick, 2 ½ Cups Sugar, 1 ½ Oz. Instant Coffee, 1/2 Oz. Vanilla E
Gulf Coast Honey-Poblano Cornbread
1 Cup Hoover’s Corn Meal*, ½ Cup Self-Rising Flour, 2 Tbs. Baking Powder, 1 Tsp. Tony Chachere’s Creo
1 Tbs. Olive Oil, ½ Cup Minced Onion, 1 Clove Garlic, Smashed and Minced, 1 Stalk Lemongrass,